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To whom it may or may not concern …
I participated in a CNN poll whether Donald Trump would look better with no hair.
60% (15333 people) thought he would, while the 40% (10027 people) thought No, he won’t look better …
The poll was created after Trump was challenged by Vince McMahon to a wrestling match, but of course they’re not going to wrestle each other!
Each of them will have his own wrestler to compete on his behalf in a “Battle of the Billionaires”. If Trump loses, McMahon will shave Trump’s head bold.
“Hopefully, I have really dull scissors so I can yank the rest of it out that I can’t cut,” McMahon said. “But I may be surprised how much Mother Nature has already beaten me to the punch”. <— LOL @ THAT!!! So I kind of saw in my mind’s eye how Trump would look like with no hair and made a humble photoshop attempt as to how Trump would look if he’s to lose the battle and get all his controversial hair shaved. I personally think he looks better. Now we can all tell Trump’s hair “You’re fired!” 
Here’s the original picture of him WITH hair.
Not that I think it matters to any of us, but what do you think looks better on him? but do you think he’s less uglier with a bald?
To whom it may not concern …
Alright this is a quick one.
So last month we sent out an invitation to some VIP’s and senior journalists for a “groundbreaking event” that my company was organizing (I work in events & PR).
For the VVIP’s who don’t speak English, I had asked my colleague to send them an Arabic invitation, which she did.
The next day, I started receiving calls from those VVIP’s asking what the hell was the event all about, and different kinds of weird stuff. So I immediately asked my colleague to send me a copy of the Arabic invitation which she’d sent them, and what did it say?
It was supposed to say something like:
You are cordially invited to the groundbreaking occasion of blah blah
And I sh!t you not, the Arabic equivalent read:
ندعوكم لحضور حفل تكسير أول بلاطة
Now excuse me please while I stab my heart with a BiC pen.
J
I read a post on another blog that made me feel uummmmm, well I’m not really sure what I’m feeling right now. I’m a bit of both, excited and troubled. Oh the confusion is overwhelming!
J
Dubai residents are in for one heck of a treat: lots of double D’s, F’s and some G’s if they’re lucky enough!
A couple of days ago, Hooters chain of restaurants has confirmed that Dubai is on their expansion plan!
With over 425 branches in 20 countries, Hooters did not mention in its statement when the Dubai branch will be launched. According to the Hooters Employee requirements, any Hooters Girl must:
- Wear the Hooters Girl uniform.
- Interact and entertain customers.
- Have sex appeal and be comfortable with any sexual innuendo and insinuations.
- And of course, the bigger the bust the better.
I’m just not sure how Hooters Dubai will handle their PR. Would be quiet a nice case study.
Dear to whom it may or may not concern …
How on earth did Jordan manage to lose all its great names in the movie industry?
Where did they go? Rabee3 Shehab, Nabil Masheeni, Hisham Yanis, Nabil Sawalha, Raw7i El Safadi, Dawood Jalajel, the el 3abbadi guy … and so many others.
Where the hell are they?
I remember when the whole region couldn’t wait for another Jordanian series to start! Now all you do is immediately switch the channel if you hear a Jordanian accent on TV.
I’m sure you all remember “Abo 3awwad” … or “Al 3ilmo Noor” and lots of other wonderful series .. oh and the hilarious 3azzooz …
oh well … those were the good ‘ol days!
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