I stole this from Candy’s blog … it can be funny, and it’s a good distraction from my last silly post!
Who-sane slept with his ex because he’s a pimp and you’re jealous!
Mohanned raped a jar of honey because he’s a pimp and you’re jealous!
Tiger killed a condom because he’s sexy as hellllll!
Sam ate ur grandma because she’s sexy as hell!!
Nido slept with a homeless guy because she smokes crack!!
Verbal Alchemy killed a whore because she has amazing boobs!
Verbal Alchemy’s better half banged a prosistute coz he has double D’!
Mrs Al Ramahi stabbed a homless guy because she’s a pimp and you’re jealous!
Jasim cuddled with a jar of honey because that’s how he rolls!
Life cuddled with a prostitute because that’s how she rolls!
Nizar ran naked with a french fry because he’s a pimp and you’re jealous !
Sel3 didn’t like the game 
7aki Fadi ran naked with a dog because the lil people told her to!
Zozo killed a homo because h/she is on crack!
Again, Verbal Alchemy banged a prostitute because she has double D’s!!
pick the month you were born in:
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I needed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I raped
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - i stabbed
12-I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - Paris Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - a cat
14 - a whore
15 - Ur grandma
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - 21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - you
24 - my ex
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - a crackhead
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I’m a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I’m gay
Gray - because DRUGS DO EFFECT ME
Other - because I have double D’s
Green - because I’m beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I’ve got abs
I slept with my ex because I’m a pimp and your jealous!
Now what did you do?
I raped a jar of honey because I am a pimp and you are jelous!!
What the hell is that!!
I killed a condom becoz am sexy as helllllllll
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
man am on the ground
waaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
Mohanned, yours was FUCKING FUNNY!!!
He raped a jar of honey because he’s a pimp and I’m jelous, hahahahahahahaha, I can’t get over it, I’m laughing so hard!!
Tiger killed a condom because he’s sexy as hell! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha … damn this is funnier that I thought!!
I ate ur grandma because im sexy as hell…
hmmmmmmmmm…at least i didnt eat a pig!
Samantha
I slept with a homeless guy because I smoke crack!! IMPRESSIVE!!
Shayef ballah!! tab 3la aggal eggplant wella koosayeh!! 7′alas beddish akoon naughty aktar mn hek…
loli remember this from back in uni i got it thru email and printed it out to mix and match il habal bil dorms..
mine is:
i killed a whore because im sexy as hell!
loooool cant c the relevance but there u have it!
i stabbed a homeless guy because I’m a pimp and your jealous.. loooooooooooool!
I cuddled with a jar of honey because that’s how I roll
Hell Yeah
I cuddled with a prostitute Because thats how i roll…
but its fun
I ate a horse because i had to …
or did i ??
I ran naked with a french fry because I’m a pimp and your jealous
yer in deeep trouble MR!
I just love using this emoticon ^^^
I ran shirtless with a lesbian
my shirt is blue but this is not making since and is not funny, sorry but i like the previous post more.
I ran naked with a dog because ht lil people told me to.
HA HA HA.
My favourite is Nido’s . It’s perfect..LOL
LOL yeah, and Tiger killed a condom because he’s sexy! Damn that’s a good laugh!
… take off your shoes, and enjoy the ride … ummm, on second thoughts, keep the shoes on please!
Sorry Candy, it was too funny I had to steal it!
It’s really weird how all of a sudden no one is wearing a red or a purple shirt!!
Verbal Alchemy, Jasim, Life and Nizar: welcome to the club guys
LOL at 7akiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
lil ppl told u to that s why I hate pink colour no one can tell me anything I wear black =I am sexy as hell hahahahhaha
hey sane guess how I killed the —-
nasty thought hahahaha
I killed a homo because I’m on crack
i killed a whore because i have amazing boobs!
on another note, my better half wud be:
i banged a prosistute coz because I have double D’s!
i donno whats worse, banging a ho or having double Ds! lol!
finally! someone with double D’s!!
and the awar goes to….
oh oh I can do it again?
I ran naked with a dog because I had to.
Mish 7elewh.
7aki: fi3lan mish 7ilweh! hmmmmm … why don’t you change shirts and come back … make it REALLY interesting
hahahahahaha
wear a black shirt 7akee u ll like it
lol whosane, well I can wear the “other” color
walak ba3dain ana dokhet how many times you changed your template/blog/God knows what.
I have a feeling you have commitment issues
lol 7aki, no no, bas I’m still in testing mode. I needed a nice 3 column template, the last one was cool, but it had some issues with its WYGIWYS editor.
the shirtless one is ok, but not exactly what we’re looking for
Malko 3l shab!!Bloggo o hoo 7orr fee!!amma 3alam, wella la2 ya husien!!
Esma3 tara enta 3endi welli beeji feek beeji feyyeh, enta bas 2asher o ana bakol..
by za way, hada il template ktir nice, enta 3am te3melun willa la6esh? if its the latter, sit@ alila temna3 balawy kteera!
and read my previous comment again lol its my better half (my man) who wud have double D’s.
verbal Alchemy 3a fekraaa kol els shabab ra7 mo’7ha la b3eeed
bil 3arabi Tiger: alf mabrook
ma laheik 7asseit inno lazem a3mel tanweeh 
wella kenni 5abast il dinya 
oops. sorry Verbal Alchemy, will correct it now.
ba3dain ma 7ada ra7 mokho la b3eed, it was just Tiger. lol
7abeebee Sane hoo elee bemshee ma3ak ya 3omree bedal 3endo mo’7 asasan 3ashan eyroo7 la ba3eed