Note to self: Do NOT dare to even THINK of smoking pot in the UAE.
Another note to self: Kiss your cigarette papers and bong goodbye. Seriously!
An additional note to self: Unless you’re planning on taking a 40 day vacation (that’s how long the weed/pot stays in your blood system) don’t even think of doing it while you’re traveling abroad. That’s straight 4 years in prison with no right to appeal, followed by deportation and banning! So even if you go to Egypt, don’t think of visiting the dealers you know, if you go to Jordan, forget about Lubban …
Shoo 7asheesh ma 7asheesh? oskot ma ti7keesh!
I miss killing some time and some brain cells 
Sho habeebi .. 7asheesh oo Ma7asheesh is a registered trademark!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaal this sucks !!!!
4 years ?????? man they gotta be kidding !!!! and not on possesion just on the leftovers in ur blood !!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAL
well that scraps UAE off my list ….
Qwaider:
Isam: it sucks man, yes they take a blood test and if they suspected anything, you’re done!
I’m tattooing the prison’s map on my back just in case
damn sweet theme ! i never visited the blog before
as for that, scratch all those mental notes and just remember one …..
Dont act like spoiled brat and cry if they bust you then they wouldn’t test you
as for how long it stays in your system the average is 2 months (60 days) and some strains will stay longer up to 3 months so its arbitrary at best
enno fahmoni 2ussetkum ma3 eddo5an, wain el mot3a fil mawdoo3???????????
Whos,
Elak 3la go9a9 o lubban o katha
Bas ya zalameh kteer mentasher b 3amman!!
BTW, with the prison map tatoo make sure you get “7zam El 3effeh”
hahahaha
okay since I was invited to this I faced this tragedy with a friend.
hala2 el 7amdellah regarding the hasheesh I dont smoke it myself at all I dont carry it and I never deal with it ..but I had some friends 7aseesheh(Now 7sain is wondering what the hell eloo shahar emfahemnee eno men kbar el —— no man ana ayesh el door bas ).
My friend was coming back from egypt and he was 7asheesh numro ono zay mabe7kooha la ka3eb el kondara..hala2 he was carrying with him one cigarate mal’3oomeh ensajan o en7akam 4 years taba3an his family called me they didnt know what happended to him for almost three days his mother ejalha jaltaaa o bel ICU for a week and coma …el wlad akaal hawa ensha7at la sjen el Wathbeh bel a’7eer he was fired from his job all his friends that was with him in egypt and known to be —– they just never came back to egypt r disapeared even his friends from locals just disappeard
eben 3amtoo etfanash men sho’3loo el 7amdolla personally till now no body came and interigated me although ana maleesh da’7al bel osah I was just his friend but I frankly scared the shit out of me enee momken aroo7 feeha bebalash ela robe3 o ‘7asatan enee konet emdaynoo mabla’3 me7rez fa possible suspect(taaba3an hada 3awadna fee 3a allah tar wla bedee aroo7 as2al 3anoo 7eta:) ).
I read that news on gulfnews in the other day I think they r over reacting ya3nee the period is too harsh hay one..by the way this guy who was jailed if u check the original news was under 18 so he is ****** UP officialy 7ay7otoo ma3 el batan 4 years 7ayakol ***
hala2 normally these cases r handled enoo besdoroolhom 3afoo bel a3yad o besfroohom 3ala bladhom like in the case of my friend 3am be2dmooloo 3ala 6alab ester7am 3end el shyoo’7.
my advise ppl if u even have a friend in UAE who is 7asheesh stay away la2nnooo momken etroo7 feeha bebalash o da3es bel sormay..sorry but they treat them like shit in preson…I was lucky thank god but still u dont know mesh kol marah ebtezbot el jarah
bambam: 60 days!! damn .. I’m doomed!
glad you liked the theme!
ta2e3: wain el mot3a?? allah iysam7ik bas … it’s all mot3a! hiyyeh el mot3a bi 7ad that-ha!
Ghrab: yeah man, lubban is so close to my heart. and yes, Amman is full of that, those lucky bastards!
… but you know .. I’m a strong believer that the government is ok with it. “Go smoke up, but don’t get into politics nor fundamentalism!”.
bas LOL @ 7zam el 3effeh, hahahahahaha! …
Mohanned, I was referring to ‘Prison Break’ with the tattoo of the prison on my back, do you watch/watched it?
Tiger: damn man! that’s totally F’d up!
But you’re right about ruining that miserable guy’s life! Imagine an 18 year old kid (faye3 w haik) with criminal pakistanis, batans and God-knows-who! … ra7 feeha el imsakhmat … Eqra2 3ala sharafo el fati7a!
I’m really glad you don’t really do it, and was pretending the whole time (i can’t believe you were pretending the whole time) unless you got scared shitless, and now you’re pretending that you’ve been pretending … LOL!
Man i used to love this show, bas 7azzi 7′ara, It is aired when I am at school
And they don’t re-play it…Bastards 3la goltak..
7sain I was scared like shot becoz I used to talk and go out with this guy in daily basis o yama ajanee o hoo em7ashesh plus emdaynoo masaree (etejar )walahee law el 7akee mazboot kan lagaitnee has bloggin men el wathbeh jail and my posts would be ooooooooh how was batanee nice with us he3he3he3.
by the way allah yostor my new job at a very big corporate here in AUH requires wara2et 7oson sair o slook men el shortah tmmorow am gona take it elhom allah yostor
el 7amdellah aham eshee el sharaf wel se7a:)
Qwaider: yah he stole the line from you man, sue him :).
Ghrab : 7zam il 3ifeh…lol.
Nimer: “you’re pretending that you’ve been pretending?”
If you were sitting with your friends while they smoked then be afraid, be very afraid.
All you need is to inhale their smoke and now you have it in your blood, maskeen Nimer
, I will send you 7alaweh to the prison.
whosane: so is it 7asheesh or Marijuana you are talking about? So I guess you go to prison if they find a trace of any drug or only 7asheesh in your system?
Well whosane you can always come to Canada because they are on the way to legalising Marijuana here
…lol If they catch you smoking or if you are in possession of a small amount it’s not a criminal offence and you get a slap on the hand.
7aki and thats why u r proud to be canadian
hehe am tempted to post more (but then again i wouldn’t say ’m a strong believer that the government is ok with it. like who sane, they are anything but like that here
)
as for 7aki fadi’s questions its doesn’t make any difference
hasheesh is basically a processed marijuana plant, what they are testing for is THC (active ingredient) now if it is a urine test the former 50-60 days is correct, now that is not the only method of testing if they are assholes they will test the blood (i think its up to 6 months here)
If they want to be really anal about it …… (mainly in big corporations) they will test a hair sample … now that retains it for up to 5 years.
So if someone is out to get you they will get you
Be Safe ….
LOL Nimer, it’s one of the reasons
Ghrab: download it! I download everything, Heroes, Prison Break, Lost! You name it!
Nimir: LOL @ the batani … tiger, I also needed that certificate for my new job … and I got it!! … I really freaked out when I had to take the blood test! … Good luck in your new job man!
7aki fadi: is there a shit-stirring competition that I’m not aware of?
… I did not steal it from Q, in fact, he stole it from me 
of course I meant any kind of drugs would get you into prison, but the sentence depends on the type of drug, the minimum being hash/weed/marijuana/pot. they’re legalizing it in Canada? Canada, here I come!!!
bambam: 5 years? you’re depressing me/us!!
you sound like a subject matter expert here … can you please educate our readers here on how to smoke up and not get caught? would be very educational I think *grin*
Sane
btw my previous job was to issue that blood testing certificate in abu dhabi region(THE IT Side off course not the medical). so 6amen balak none of these tests deals with drugs or stuff only HIV and HB, and according to your proffision
bas elee ‘7ayef meno ana certificate taba3et el shortah 7oson sair o slook…actually mar3oob
Ba77eb agollak enno kol asma2ko hassa 3nd 6ayel bek el majali
Walla la akkafetko kolko 
o no..thanks for the heads up!! i’ll keep that in mind next time im travelling to the UAE! we’ll be waiting for u in canada…so u can smoke all the pot u want..
I just wanted to say:
“ha2aaaa2awwwwws, wala3li ya mit7at” lol.
This is my favourite line in all Egyptian movies.
Tiger: I’m glad you changed that job! bas tiger, do remember any statistics for AIDS in the UAE? must be interesting to know as the government never really announces it. w ba3dain open your blog!!
Ghrab: hahahahahahahaha, man wallah ennak da7aketni, 6ayil baik el majali is ra2ees el mokafa7a!! wallah ennak az3ar w elak 3al dawaween!
sam: I’m not really an addict or anything, I just like to do it to break the daily routine
7aki fadi: hahahahahahahahahaha, nahfeh enti 3an jad! sheklik you rolled a big fat blut 3ala seerit el 7asheesh!
well stastics is only for Abu dhabi Emirate …
u can say roughly u have around 140 to 160 HIV positive cases yearly… taba3an this is only for expirtates not for locals beczuse they dont need to do this test (this test is for residency issues only)
“I just like to do it to break the daily routine”
lol
Interesting statistic Nimer.
yeah and very hectic to get it from the database correctly too
is this gonna post twice ?! ?:/
the wannabe safe side of me is to say dont do it at all …………
ok now that is out of my system .
well here is the low down a good dosage of cranberry juice and golden root(not sure about the arabic name ) will reduce the urine testing to less than 2 weeks…
for blood tests the only way to dupe it is to take flu medication (with perscription 3al 2osool 3ami) and then eat a shit load of poppy seed bagels (keep the receipts for record keeping, lal 2i7iya6(sp?>?) ) that should give them a false positive and no body will argue that usually if ur sane by the time for the retesting u will have it out of ur system …
hair tests…. just f’n bleach ur hair ! 2iza ma 3indak moshkileh 2itkoon 3abras la fatra
as for normal smoking habits …. towel under the door (keeps the smell from leaving) smoke in that bathroom (actually acts like a big hot box if u get the notion) clove cigerretes are your friend so are incense LOL
why the hell am i teaching this for free ……. 5 jd’s an hour consulting fee…
peace !
whatever happened to getting some in oman and saudi, man saudi has the best ever! (nothing compared to amsterdam bas compared to iran and oman, saudi’s is grrrrrrrrr8)
w domtom
akalna ‘7ara. dont these faggots got anything better to do?
verbal alchemy: yeah, so I heard. the stuff in Saudi is really good. But come on now, the Afghani stuff is just incomparable!
abu 7afartal: yes akalna 66 khara! glad you dropped by and welcome to the blogosphere
to add to the subject I just recived the police certificate am clean no criminal record(allah satar
)
dude same here
im in america nd i smoke weed all day long
dunno how im goin back to KSA
i’ll miss ma hommis and drug dealers
Budweiser: KSA is still in good hands, you can find easily over there. It’s the UAE I was talking about.
Wow BamBam, hada you are talking from experience ? Your knowledge impresses me
And you should charge more.
I feel like I’m watching an episode of Weeds here!
Wow Bambam! I mean WOW! I just despammed your comment from my Akismet antispam system, no idea why it was there, guess it way too educational! …
Ok we’re officially and unanimously appointing you as our Narcotic Consultant. lol
Hehe its because i use a fake website and address out of laziness ….. i guess
no no, thats from reading alot of D.A.R.E pan flits … and the counselor called M.J. Green (i shit u not)
7aki shoooosh fada76oona
I accept that honor thanks.
as for strains …. eh ….. maybe later