Dear to whom it may not concern …
Dear idiots who walk amongst us …
- If you’re sending an official email, DO NOT send it from your im_a_cuddly_wuddly_girl@blahemail.com!
- If you’re applying for a job, DO NOT send it from big_boss69@hot-guy.com!
- If your email sounds something like MistressOfTheNight@geemail.com, DO NOT use it for work purposes!
I’m saying this because I’m currently looking for an employee to help me in my department, not so I’d do more blogging (yeah right!), but because my department is overworked and understaffed. So we requested our recruitment agency to send us some CV’s for suitable candidates, and here are samples of only 10 CV’s I received:
Continue reading ‘They Walk Amongst Us!’
Look at how beautiful Elissa’s phone is! WOW!
Is that an amazing phone or what?
Click the picture to “enlarge”
Back in university, a good friend of mine, Faris, dated, what we had all agreed on, the ugliest girl we’ve ever met. I know this sounds mean, but she was really all that.
Why did he date her then if she was all that, you’re wondering? WELL TAKE A WILD GUESS! … Because she was filthy rich … and obviously, he wasn’t.
But what was fitting more than anything else was her laugh. She made a snort-like sound whenever she laughed, which was sure to drive anyone mad, a laugh that added to the overall hideousness of the image. Trust me when I say that the ugliest visions you’re getting right now won’t come close to half the real thing!
Continue reading ‘My friend’s ugly girlfriend’
Published at May 23, 2007
in music and dubai.
564 Views |
What: Aerosmith’s World Tour ‘07
Where: Dubai Exiles Rugby Club
When: May 31st, 10 pm onwards
ROCK ON!!!! 
Dear to whom it may not concern …
Why aren’t our leaders half as bold as this Scottish man right here? Why has he stood up and addressed the whole world on Middle Eastern issues more than any Middle Eastern ever?
Here is a real man, with real balls, who has been brought before the US Senate, except instead of being prosecuted for ridiculous charges, gave the Senate the worst “bollocking” they probably ever had … spontaneously and without a speech, mind you!
Continue reading ‘The only, lonely, man out there!’
Recent Comments