Dear to whom it may not concern …
Dear idiots who walk amongst us …
- If you’re sending an official email, DO NOT send it from your im_a_cuddly_wuddly_girl@blahemail.com!
- If you’re applying for a job, DO NOT send it from big_boss69@hot-guy.com!
- If your email sounds something like MistressOfTheNight@geemail.com, DO NOT use it for work purposes!
I’m saying this because I’m currently looking for an employee to help me in my department, not so I’d do more blogging (yeah right!), but because my department is overworked and understaffed. So we requested our recruitment agency to send us some CV’s for suitable candidates, and here are samples of only 10 CV’s I received:
Can someone please tell them that E-MAILS ARE FOR FREE!
: smiley byltom: wala yghalbo ye3melo email with an address that makes sense :S , such emails are fdee7a in general, i wonder what were they thinking when they first made those emails
I know! fdee7a el 3adeh!
enno it’s ok to have an email that says sexy_goddess@blahblah … but create a decent one for official emails for Gods sake!!
o man that is too funny!! it doesnt cost a thing to open an account with a decent name..some people are clueless:)
This is hilarious. I have a special email for special correspondences. LOL
love the dalo3a one, btw.
LOOOL
yeah I’ve seen lots those stupid emails…
what’s the employee qualifications ?? I’m fresh graduate..
glimpse of stupidity/idiocy/dimwittedness maybe?
That’s my email
Abed, I WISH man! But I have to hire a UAE national!
I hope you’re not dalloo3a Nizar!!
I know, creative huh! That’s why I’m not going to hire any of them!
I know, it’s really either stupidity, or laziness! Or maybe they think it’s cool! Like ok let me send this company my CV from my “cool” email and they’ll definitely hire me!
No, I am mazyonat
3anjad EFT..shu had???
yeah, imagine I apply for a job from my 7aki Fadi email…HA HA HA HA.
Willa your email, HA HA HA
Qualifications:
whosane knows a lot about technology
And by the way, I applaud your effort in scanning all those Resumes..he he he , you really need an assistant
I loved “the mazyona” one! ta7sheesh :lol:. At the same time it’s so confusing to have an e-mail address that is made of too many unrelated letters & numbers!! especially when ppl fill it in an application, and then you have to figure out what it says!!
you know what is even more annoying? having to write all your personal information on your CV. it is like saying here discrimate against me based on my gender, marital status, nationality, religion and age before even looking at my qualifications. do they have to add a picture as well?? i was surprised to learn that they do this in germany as well. it sucks!
I once get an email from TakeAShit@[some-major-company].com later on I discovered that the guy’s name was Takashi Tomita!
Looks like someone “funny” decided to use that email for him when they created his account
LOOL….3an jad what were they thinking?!!
habal
hahahahaha! takhayyali!
I didn’t scan them, I took photos of them
… that’s why I need an assistant to free some of my time .. 
yeah, I liked dalo3a, heheh .. and albader is for a female by the way
absolutely right sam. I was actually surprised to learn most applicants in Western countries don’t include their personal info
hahahahahaha. TakeAShit@ ..
… it’s like that Dr. Shit guy signboard. LOL!
I doubt they were thinking at all … lol
walla ya, fee askham men hiek, but that should help u filter thru the resumes, its like
- hmm, internet skills? ZERO!
lol..yep…serious IQ issues
OK, that’s very wired
Hehe, reminds me of a time my friend posted asking for graphic designers, this lady had the audacity to send a work sample of an ad for underwears..Oo more blogging material, if you see an insanely handsome guy with lots of electric energy oozing from him at the Aerosmith concert tomorrow, then that’s probably Mick Jagger..
enjoy
Mick Jagger’s still alive? lol!
Yeah I’m looking forward to tonight!
Mick Jagger???? loool, I think I was high when I wrote that, which I naturally am without the use of any substance..I meant Steve Tyler, well it’s still funny..
MistressOfTheNight@geemail.com sounds professional
what kind of job are you offering? I can send my cv
ya rait man
… but we’re only hiring UAE nationals
mistress of the night oltelli.. tayeb hayha mashala 3aleiha, working girl!
bas hada no name :la6em: serious identity issue. 3anjad bastaghreb. when we were hiring at the previous bank i was working at, i was the one to be interviewing so i had to be the one filtering thru CVs, i’d be shocked! yes we wanned 21 year olds, yes we wanned em bubbly and energetic, but we dint wanna c that thru their ‘clubfreak@yahoo.co.ba6ee5′ email id!
khaleek inta il kebeer ba2a