After buying more than a dozen DVDs from the DVD-man, he thought I was a good customer and suggested he’d call me whenever he gets a new DVD collection, and here’s a shortened version of the intelligent conversation I had with him:
DVD-Man: Wussa you numba seh?
Who-sane: 050-yadi yadi yad, blah blah blah
DVD-Man: Ann wussa you name seh?
Who-sane: Who-sane
DVD-Man: Yes yes, missa Who-say?
Who-sane: No no … it’s W-H-O … S-A-N-E … WHO-SANE
DVD-Man: Welcome Missa WOO-SAY
Who-sane: No! Not WOO-SAY… My name is W-HO–S-A-N-E … Like Saddam Hussein, you know? (that usually works)
DVD-Man: Yes, yes I know. Missa Fuuu-say
Who-sane: Nooooo, NOT FU-SAY! Who-SANE … like King Hussein?
DVD-Man (confidently): Aaaah, YES YES YES. (FINALLY, I thought)
DVD-Man (with a big grin): Kung-Fu-Sane!!
Who-sane (after a long pause): Yes. That’s my name: Kung-Fu-Sane! 
looooooooooooooooool!! i bet he is an indian..
*lol* too funny kung fu sane!
few more minutes with him and u would have ended up “ghoss bein” yghos beinhom el hnood
take it easy kung-fu
nooo, ya rait hindi! the DVD business is monopolized by the Chinese
lol, yeah and now everybody calls me kung-fu-sane
LOL mariam, 3an jad!!
LOOL!!!
I was Samurai! :)…Then I discovered, Qwaider was easier for them. And it works!
was up wich you
hala2 mshan afhan ana, el zalameh hendi wella seeni? l2nno el 2 anyal mn ba3ad LOOOOOOOOOL
Kung-Fu_Sane LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
7asseh enak dayman m7ashesh o mashi ana
1) It’s the first time I know that your real name is Hussian !! Mr. Sane
2) You reminded of Kuwait and all the Ssing YonG fellows! waa3 !!
LOL…I work with the Chen dynasty and man…..sigh…balash aballesh …khaliha 3ala allah.
LOL someone has got a new nickname
: smiley running away :
well , I’m not surprised, if i was asked to name the worst English ever it would be Chinese-English !
But you gotta admit they’re funny
hehehe so funny
loooooooooool u made me laff my heart out 3a hal subu7!
just like i end up missa atteema (ma3 ino Dima is only 4 letters for a reason: simplicity!)! of course accompanied with excess exhaling with each syllable!
hopeless case and wasted effort
they’re accidentally funny! lol
lol, I thought people would get the pun, who-sane = husain?
lol @ missa atteema!! LOL!! mosh tabee3iyyen hadoul el nas!!
lol, absolutely! I should’ve just said yes at the first name!
I have a feeling that they get on your nerves too?