This is too hilarious not to share. Watch it to the end!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reports from the red carpet at the 2007 Tony Awards.
- Tonight a celebration of the Great White Way. No, we don’t mean Elton John’s Butt-cheeks. We’re talking about something even older and easier to get into: The 61st Annual Tony Awards.
- Nicholson, Pitt, Jolie: These are just a few of the names of people who will not be anywhere near this place. It’s a cavalcade of nobodies and with competition from the final episode of the Sopranos, tonight, the Tony’s ratings are expected to be so low that next year NBC is expected to pick up as a series.
- The star of Taxi, now of course, he’s driving a taxi! Is there anything you want to say to the three people watching?
- This show is a Who’s who of who cares? I hear that ratings are so low tonight, that Osama Bin laden is going to be hiding on stage!
- I did see Rosie ’O Donnell in grease. Not on stage, she was trying to squeeze through a doorway, covered in grease, because she’s overweight. Her caloric intake is too large for her metabolism.
- Talking with the legendary Harvey Fierstein. Nominated tonight for the "I Hate Vagina Monologue".
- Harvey you’re not going home with a Tony, but I think you’ve gone home with about 30 Tony’s in your time … and about 20 Anthony’s and maybe 10 Antonio’s. LOL!
- Okay, let’s put all if these speculations to rest. This is the GAY-DAR 4000, very sophisticated. We’re going to detect how gay this room is. This thing has the capacity to handle over 27 hundred *device explodes of the gayness of the red carpet. Hahahahahaha
- Look who’s here! It’s Winston Churchill! Poor Angela Lansbury, LOL!
- Ok folks, the show’s about to start, so please take it in your seats, I mean take your seats.
- So who’s covering her [Donna Murphy] shift at the Olive Garden?
- This is the tuberculosis guy. He’s more popular than most of your stars! He’ll keep his distance, but trust me, he’ll up the ratings! RUN LIKE THE WIND TUBERCULOSIS GUY! - WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Specifically demanded a tongue. DO IT BITCH! Alright, I’m going to go throw up now!
I can’t watch youtube at work :where are your emoticons:
they’re here. see:
This is hilarious
But you took out the cheat ones, I can’t memorise all these codes!
I saw it the night after Soprano’s aired … it was hillarious (pssst, I record Conan every night)
The old ladies tongue-french-kissing … YUCK!!! YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK……… I’m projectile throwing up now!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW
use firefox 7aki, IE sucks!
OMG Q I was gonna say the same thing.. ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww.
But the other stuff is funny hehehehehe