Chinese Talasim

This is unbelievable! It’s like the Chinese version of Talasim … but dangerously hilarious!!

Some captions are really hilarious! LMAO!

How much for a Protestant?
free-jew
I’m gonna fook hing miss her…
fook-hing-coffin-shop
I just wanted to break this twenty…
satisfaction-aroused
You should see the receptionist!
hot-staff
I was hoping they would come out with a machine for that….
synergetic-nuts
Good news: it’s kosher!
jews-ear-fungus
Let’s crack it open…
asian-rear
Good luck in finding them restrooms
bathrooms_behind
Not enough of them around any more…
male-man
Exactly where?
get-off-in-the-place
Until they are all gone please…
do-pick
The bags are asking for it…
abuse-plastic-bag
Damn those feminists…
gentlemen
I wouldn’t call if I were you…
garden-resort-note
More than just lip service…

licked-car

Go through the back door…
rear-service-dept
Keep an eye on this place…
suspicious-supermarket
No kicking of balls!
no-kicking-of-balls
Please help us build more rubbish shelters…
rubbish-homeless
Made in China…
screw-taiwan
Ferrets and badgers - stay the hell out…
mole-restroom
Let us know if we can inconvenience you any further…
guangdong-hotel
The art of coming…
enterness
You’re lucky we give you toiletpaper…

water-closet

Don’t force it open…
emergency-pussage
Press it because you want to….
donotpressglass
Damn, these fireworks reek….
thundercrap
I give my life and my company, but they just keep demanding more…
cafeteria
I usually shop here for about 5-10 minutes…
max-jack-off
Flown in straight from Paris…

french-flies

Just friends though, ok?

little-cock

For people who like aggressive food
eat me
What a deck!
erection_deck
And I thought Noni juice was healthy …
everywhore

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14 Responses to “Chinese Talasim”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Sel3

    looooooooool mesh tabe3e ta7shesh! wala eshi

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Mohanned

    La6eef :smile:

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Ammar

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..umm..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..ke7 ke7..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..”mole rest room break”OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO “didn’t kick balls”OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    akh..thanks for coming. :evil:

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 bara2

    looooooooooooool hehehehehe this is so funny loooooool … 3jaeb ,, ana bas7ab sote mn elbatra w badomo hon .. ana ba9awetelhom ta ykono e7da 3ja2eb eldenya el 7 b a3la sooooooooooooooot looooooooool :P

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 bara2

    sa7e7 sho hada el coffin shop?? looooooooool 7anta7er ana .. la wela el supermarket hehehehehe :P

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Saned

    OMG! This must be the funniest thing I’ve seen in AGES!

    btw, some of this is Japanese, you should give them credit lol

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Qwaider قويدر

    This is awesome :D …. LOL!!! very very funny!

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Maher

    looool :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 7aki Fadi

    Screw Tawian indeed … HAHAHAHA…good stuff.

    And and all the other’s HAHAHAHA .. fataset do7ok 3anjad…

    Thanks for the laughs :lol:

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Mariam Ayyash

    SCREW Taiwan! Made In China LOOOOOOL your comments are funnier than the photos u know :)

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 7ala

    looooooooool msh ma32ool :-)

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 Oriental Arabesque

    LOOOL

    hilarious…and ur comments are even funnier :mrgreen:

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Who-sane

    lol … guys … these are not my comments. they came with the pictures. I know I try to be funny, but these are REALLY FUNNY! :mrgreen:

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 Hani Obaid

    I was laughing from beginning to end, thanks.

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