Allow me to take you on a quick tour around my company. Please, follow me.
The first thing that would greet you in the elevator every morning is this No Smoking sign, apologies for any non-Arabic readers, it’s really untranslatable in any way!
Then when you have to go to the bathroom, they’ve got signs there to remind you what to do and what NOT to do!
And when you’re finally done with the process of not stepping on the toilet seat, a sign is glued next to the door to rid all those nasty door-bangers of any perverted thoughts they might have.
It all just adds up to the other reasons that make me wonder WTF am I still doing there!
Why is there Urdu on one of the signs?
you must be kidding me?? that’s the tour?? no smoking and the BATHROOM?? man you are a bad guid ya boss, bedna nes7ab el ro5as menak
LOL!
La te6la3 3la el 7ammam? Sheklo kayen fee nas yba9be9 bel zamanat?
because that’s what the majority of people in Dubai speak
unless you’re being sarcastic then you’ve missed the point maioush … I wasn’t really offering a virtual tour at my office
lol mohanned, khaffak damman ya sadeeqi
لاتصعد على كرسي الحمام
اظن لو مش شايفين ناس صعدت قبل هيك ما كانو كتبوها
و عجبتني اغلق الباب بهدوء و بصراحة معهم حق
يعني هذا بيت الراحة و مش معقول يكون فيه واحد منسمة معه و تقوم انت تخبط الباب و تخرب عليه كل المشروع
if ur in dubai and u bang doors … u gotta serious problem i tell you that …
I am on a job hunt i’ll find you something while i am at it. Lol!!
sa7 wallah ya sadeeqi ya na3ouri, fee nas haik.
the door one i was making fun at the English translation, do not bang the door, ya3ni “don’t make love with the door”
who knows isam, maybe the door was made in russia, LOL!
that would be so kind of you wonders, I’m getting sick of working with perverted door-bangers!
lool @ isam
tour khurafi!
bs leih ma fi tour lal pantry? nshuf babu w raju fi sawi safay estekanat 3ashan sawi karak nazeef 
LOOL
la tas3ad 3ashan peek
, 3eeb bardo
Werbal alchemy, haza kalam mafi zain. ana eza roo7 pantry ba3dain ana mafi nafas, ana fee iymoot
LOL Qabbani, I thought so too!
regarding the sign of la tas3ad 3ala korsee el 7amam one elaboration point guys locals they dont sit normally on toilet chairs like us they dont put their ass on toilet actually they hump on it as if its 7amam 3arabee 7ata law el 7amam efranjee so thats why the sign is there enjoy civilization:)