How to become a billionaire in 5 easy steps

1- Come up with a fancy name like: Aquafina, Arwa or Pure Life.
2- Come up with a fancy tag line: like ’Pure Water - Perfect Taste’.
3- Buy empty plastic bottles.
4- Fill the plastic bottlers with water, not mountain or groundwater (although you have to claim it is), but your public municipality water.
5- Sell it to naïve consumers who don’t really possess any tasting abilities.

Well that’s about it really. Easy, eh? Yes it is, and that’s exactly what Pepsi, Coca Cola, Nestle and other companies have been doing for the past God-knows-how-long.

Pepsi recently admitted that its high-selling product ’Aquafina’ is nothing but tap water, but, in a move to rectify its claims that it’s ’Pure Water - Perfect Taste’, the company announced that it will change the label on the bottle so it would say “The Aquafina in this bottle is purified water that originates from a public water source“, while Coca Cola have no intentions of changing the label on its bottles.

- Pepsi’s sales of Aquafina, in the U.S. ALONE, reached $ 2.17 billion in 2006.
- Coca Cola’s water sales in the U.S. ALONE totaled approximately $ 1.89 billion in 2006.
- In North American ALONE, Nestle’s Pure Life reported sales of $ 3,57 billion in 2006.

That said, let’s all say Evian backwards together!

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18 Responses to “How to become a billionaire in 5 easy steps”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Mariam Ayyash

    و رزق الهبل عل مجاااااانين

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Qabbani

    الناس بتركض ورا الأسماء التجارية و الهبل

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Mazz

    khalleena ne3mel new beer brand
    we’ll tag it
    natural brew
    and sell it
    make millions

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Mariam Ayyash

    and we will fill the bottles with… urine? LOL

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Who-sane

    True that, Mariam! :mad:

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Who-sane

    Exactly Qabbani, regardless of the content!

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Who-sane

    Now that’s an idea! :mrgreen:

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 wonders

    it is all psychological (not again with the psychological talk).. but really it is, I never believed that it really was mountain or whatever water, but i just know it is clean and i buy it. In my case it is Masafi :) any news on them?

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Mariam Ayyash

    yes, since the number of people in amman increased, lots of pissing is going on, their business is booming :)

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Who-Sane

    thanks for grossing us out twice mariam, now excuse me while I throw up :neutral:

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Ammar

    you can call it “aqua-fiha..not the aqua you think though” it would look nice on the label

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 mrs al ramahi

    everything is possible.. no one is honest in most of the products..especially food i guess..

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 i*maginate

    lol. that’s quite interesting! & you are so funny, the way you write, your wordplay “Evian” lol umm..guess that means I won’t be buying aquafina again any time soon…

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 Who-Sane

    LOL Ammar, yeah that would sound really nice!

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 Who-Sane

    Absolutely Mrs. It’s all attributed to consumer ignorance.

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 Who-Sane

    hey i*maginate, been a while since your last visit, always a pleasure to host you and make you laugh :)

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 wonders

    Good thing I am in UAE then :)

  1. 1 Qwaider Planet

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